Why come here?
Danger!
Yeah, you could go to a normal place and relax... or you could
come here, where you will be endlessly thrown in to life
threatening stuations!
No need to eased in gently, just walk right up to a herd
of mammoths, they probably won't hurt you! Don't worry about
those giants guarding them I dount they hit very hard anyway.
Did I also mention we have hightly agressive dragons that will
attack you as you traverse the place? Cool as, right?
Nature!
Do you like nature? Great! As you walk around Skyrim you will
quickly learn that nature here doesn't like you!
Discover what they mean by 'harsh enviroment' as you
gleefully freeze in our snowy, cold region
Do you like spiders? Great! We have GIANT ones that will
totally take you on in a fight. You won't even need to ask
them, they will just run right at you! How cool is that?!
Testimonials
"Uuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrr" - Chewbacca
"Hyeeh kyaah hyaaah haa hyet haa" - Link
"..." - Red